Fuck Them Kids Coffee Mug

For the burnt-out moms, bonus moms, or aunties with no filter—this mug gets it. Featuring a retro cutie chilling on the phone with zero concern, it delivers pure, unapologetic energy in one glorious statement. It’s hilarious, it’s bold, and it’s exactly what your morning coffee needed.

15oz of steaming sarcasm. Microwave and dishwasher safe—because you’ve got enough chaos already.